He really likes sex … dolls

January 8, 2009 at 6:12 pm (Crime) (, , , , , )

I think this guy is taking his sick fantasy too far. Considering how much trouble the vandal went through it’s quite odd that he was unable or unwilling to scrap a few dollars together to actually buy his own doll rather than risk a criminal charge. Let’s see: smash through wall, check, steal a bunch of dolls, check, have sex with them in the alley, check, leave DNA evidence, check. This one’s a real nutcase.

The neighboring bar was also broken into on one of the occasions. The owners believe the criminal deliberately targeted their locations. It’s certainly a lot of trouble for a single pervert.

Perhaps I need to check out this “Jungle Jane” doll?

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Tourists giving rescuers headaches

January 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm (Australia) (, , , , , )

2 Korean tourists ignored signs and attempted to take their minivan through a washed out road. Police described them as idiots. They became stranded and had to be rescued. They were heading to Darwin. The road had collapsed during heavy rainfall.

For their irresponsible actions they were fined $90 as a traffic violation. Barkly Highway should be closed for 3 weeks. (link)

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Researchers pwn dengue fever

January 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm (Australia, News, health) (, , )

Thanks for you money Bill Gates! Researchers from the University of Queensland have made a breakthrough. A newly developed bacteria introduced into the dengue fever spreading mosquito population will cut down their evil virus spreading ways. The disease affects millions of people in third world countries each year.

By shortening the lifespan of mosquitoes they will be less likely to spread the disease. Hooray. (link)

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