Alien abductions real?
Reports are coming in all over Australia about alien abductions. All describe being floated out of their homes and taken to a lab up in the mountains. Coincidence or hoax? People from all different backgrounds are making eerily similar claims. Could it be that we’ve been visited? The abductors are described as wearing white robes and have the standard anal probe so beware. The whole process only takes a few minutes so don’t be a victim of an alien abduction.
The problems with banks
Not only are banks going bankrupt but they are also paying some of their employees double their salary. Hmm, no wonder they’re going out of business. AND it went of for 3 years and neither party noticed. The part time worker didn’t realize that she was getting double her salary and the bank did not either. What kind of idiots do they have working for them? I think that’s one bank I won’t have watching over my money. She also received bonuses of up to $6,000 as well. So how do I apply for a job?
iPhone 3GS coming to OZ, June 26
The latest incarnation of the iPhone by Apple will be reportedly available June 26. Australian carriers Optus, Vodafone and Telstra should have a limited quantity for those willing to line up and sign up for new contracts. In the U.S. the 16GB version will be sold for $199 and the 32GB for $299 (with contract of course). Features include faster processor, additional video functions, upgraded camera with recording capabilities, and overall improved speed. The basic shell design will remain the same. Apple has sold 21 million iPhones since 2007 and instantly gained 10% market share. Sony-Ericsson and Nokia have been playing catch up ever since. The HTC G1 (Google phone) debuted with lesser fan fare touting it’s Android open source platform.
Swine Flu Spreading Like Wildfire
The WHO cited Australian cases of the swine flu as an increasing reason to declare a pandemic. 14 new cases rapidly spread across Australia bringing to the total to 1266. This might sound alarming but the truth is that only a handful of people have died from the swine flu. Most elderly and already in a weakened state due to pre-existing conditions. PM Rudd aimed to calm the public by saying Australia is best prepared to handle this health crisis. The number of cases pales in comparison to other similar populated countries. The U.S. leads with the most reported cases followed by Mexico.
Lucky Bears!
Miranda Kerr, Australian supermodel, posed nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. Others that have stripped for the magazine are: Britney Spears, Jennifer Aniston and Lady GaGa. That’s some good naked company to be in.
The 26 year old is mostly known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret model and for banging Orlando Bloom (aka Legolas, that elf from that movie). She decided to take it all off to raise awareness of the environment, and to save the endangered koalas. (link)
