That’s a ‘Man’, man!
Not every blond is a true blond. Especially if they forgot to shave. (What, what?!) Some bank robbers go to great lengths and forget the simple things. Take for example this Sydney bank robber. He’s goes to the effort to get a fitting black dress, matching stockings, and wig but forgets to shave. Doh! That’s a real deal breaker. Nobody is gonna believe you’re from the circus especially when you bust out your gun and yell, “this is a robbery!”
Witnesses say they noticed a strange man dressed up as a woman sitting outside of the bank. !!! Um hello! McFly! What the hell?! I guess this is just one of those things you should overlook in our very open and accepting society. Way to go dumbass! You could have prevented a robbery if you just did something rather than just stare at the strangely unattractive man/woman.
Odd headlines
Woman torches car to avoid breathalyser, still gets arrested. I guess when you’re drunk your decision making skills are lacking. I guess she panicked and did the most reasonable thing, speed off, remove the plates, and torch the car. Um, yeah, the cops won’t be able to figure that one out. Nice one!
Doll preaches to children while parents aren’t around. A talking doll was pulled from the shelves after it was discovered that it was making controversial religious statements. Probably some prank by someone at the factory who thought it would be really funny. Yeah, I’m sure it’s going to be real funny when you get fired. *Salute
Man caught recording women on the shower. A Perth man was spotted by a woman and got arrested. I guess when you keep you blinds open, in your bedroom, and like to walk around naked, you can probably expect 1 or 2 people to notice. How about closing your blinds? Ever hear of a bath robe? *Schwing
Man denied oral sex, shoots woman in crotch
A man accused of shooting a woman in the crotch after asking her to perform oral sex has been acquitted of creating a risk of bodily harm.
But Laurie Edward Elliott, 54, of Fairfield Gardens in Adelaide, was today found guilty of threatening a person with a firearm and possessing a firearm without a licence.
District Court Judge David Lovell entered the verdicts following a trial without a jury and will hand down his reasons at a later date.
Crown prosecutor Sandy McDonald told the court at Elliott’s trial that the victim was shot in her car in January, 2006.
She said the woman had owed Elliott money and as part of the deal over her debt she was to drive Elliott whenever he needed transport. (news)
Wife catches husband cheating, goes to eBay, hilarity ensues
A scorned Queensland woman is literally airing her husband’s dirty laundry on a global scale by auctioning his mistress’s knickers on eBay.
In a spiteful listing on eBay Australia, the jilted woman is auctioning off a pair of lacy black underpants “size humongous” and an empty condom wrapper “size small” found in her bed after her husband allegedly engaged in an extramarital affair with a woman named Kylie, the Courier Mail reported.
The seller, ‘Anna’ , says: “They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps.” (news)
eBay auction
Wife guilty of husband’s bondage death
A woman will spend a year behind bars after being found guilty of the manslaughter of her husband, who died during a kinky bondage session.
A Supreme Court jury in Brisbane took less than a day to find Jean Margaret Meiers, 58, guilty of manslaughter.
During the three-day trial the court was told 47-year-old Geoffrey Braunack died at the couple’s secluded home at Beerburrum on the Sunshine Coast on November 1, 2004.
The court was told Meiers failed in her duty of care after taping Mr Braunack’s mouth and using rope, tape and a dog chain to tie him to a concrete post on the patio.
She then left him tied up while she took a shower. (news)
