Odd headlines
Woman torches car to avoid breathalyser, still gets arrested. I guess when you’re drunk your decision making skills are lacking. I guess she panicked and did the most reasonable thing, speed off, remove the plates, and torch the car. Um, yeah, the cops won’t be able to figure that one out. Nice one!
Doll preaches to children while parents aren’t around. A talking doll was pulled from the shelves after it was discovered that it was making controversial religious statements. Probably some prank by someone at the factory who thought it would be really funny. Yeah, I’m sure it’s going to be real funny when you get fired. *Salute
Man caught recording women on the shower. A Perth man was spotted by a woman and got arrested. I guess when you keep you blinds open, in your bedroom, and like to walk around naked, you can probably expect 1 or 2 people to notice. How about closing your blinds? Ever hear of a bath robe? *Schwing
Man impregnates 30 women … wha?
By in vitro fertilization that is, and did I mention they were all lesbians? Wow, he must be a hands on kinda guy, you know grab it by the head and choke it. The generous donations have raised concerns over possible incest issues for the city of Adelaide. It’s highly possible that these children may intermix and problems may occur in the future. A few things to note. If his sperm was selected by 30 women, this says something about the women. They are all seeking the same kind of features for their children. I’m guessing the donor was tall, an athlete, and probably good looking. What does this say about the donor? Is he single, married? Why would he ‘give’ so often? Is the money really worth it? Now that I think of it, he’s probably some poor bastard trying to earn a few extra bucks.
Why doesn’t the clinic restrict the number of times someone donates and how often his sperm is used. This would prevent any chance of possible interbreeding. Guess the government should regulate this industry.
Men like computer time, women like people time
Is it any wonder we have shows like Farmer wants a wife? Aussie men and women have differing opinions on how to relax. Apparently men prefer spending time with on the Internet (surfing for porn) while women prefer family time and cuddling. We all like sex, just that men like it a lot more than women. Women like pets (i.e. men that carry their shopping bags).
Is there any questions as to whether women are from venus and men are from mars? As technology becomes more ingrained with daily life, looks like more and more men are going to find happiness online. Hello online dating/porn sites.
More ladies becoming street racers
A new breed of girl-racer hoons is putting lives at risk on Victorian roads.
Police are catching more female drivers pushing the limits in hotted-up sedans, sports cars and hatchbacks.
Experts say urgent research is needed to tackle the phenomenon.
At least 73 women have lost their cars to impoundment yards so far this year – about 10 a month.
That takes to 141 the number of female hoons caught since July 2006 when police confiscation powers came into force.
While women account for just 2.5 per cent of all hoon drivers, their numbers are on the rise. Girls as young as 16 are among those who have been caught smashing the speed limit, doing burn-outs and leading police on dangerous pursuits. (news)
Jeans: now with bum sizes
Women are no longer in for a bum steer in jeans sizing – with a new range of denims based on “butt fit”.
Sydney designer Gill Milligan is the mastermind behind the design, which mimics bra sizing.
“It’s the bra for your bum,” Mrs Milligan said.
The Sweet Cheeks Fit System by Milk and Honey is currently available in A-fit for boyish figures with a smaller backside and B-fit for curvier figures.
“Like you have a 10A or 10B in a bra you have a 10A or 10B in these jeans,” she said.
The Bondi mother-of-two said she had developed the jeans over 18 months after desperate calls for “denim that fits”. (news)
